Restroom Signs

The following are a bunch of common signs that are found in most public restrooms. If you read through some of the female ones you should stop to catch you're breath before proceeding.


Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE



Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC



If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC



Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO



No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC



At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ



It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ



Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT



If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York ..



If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC



Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ



You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA



No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~



A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

So learn to drive right and fix your own flats n remember to fill the gas tank b4 you leave and signal when you turn or when you're going to park, stop meddling with the mirror and your hair or lipstick and dont have a bloody conversation on the bloody phone while you're driving and dont bend down to pick up your icecream off the floorboard while you are driving and no you cant drive through a tree or anyone else walking on the pavement or while they are crossing the road. And if you signal left and turn right doesnt mean that its right, and if you have a couple of buttons undone and show the cop your clevage he's just going to get a good eyefull and then give you the ticket anyway but if you are really nice and promise to fuck his brains out then he'd probably let you off... But hey if you happen to be a whore then what i said doesnt apply to you.. Go ahead and break all the rules.