Caught Sleeping At Work

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk:-
15. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”14. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”13. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”12. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”11. “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”10. “I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance”9. “Actually I’m doing a “Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan” (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.8. “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”7. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”6. “The coffee machine is broken….”5. “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”4. “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”3. “Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!”2. “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
“Amen”