Recall Notice

RECALL NOTICE!! RECALL NOTICE!! RECALL NOTICE!!
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all unitsmanufactured, regardless of make or year, due to aserious defect in the primary and central component ofthe heart. This is due to a malfunction in theoriginal prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve",resulting in the reproduction of the same defect inall subsequent units. This defect has been technicallytermed, quote: "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality":-or more commonly known and primarily expressed, SIN.> > Some of the symptoms:> > 1. Loss of direction> > 2. Foul vocal emissions> > 3. Amnesia of origin> > 4. Lack of peace and joy> > 5. Selfish or violent behavior> > 6. Depression or confusion in the mental component> > 7. Fearfulness> > 8. Idolatry> > 9. RebellionThe Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at faultfor this defect, is providing factory authorizedrepair and service free of charge to correct this SINdefect. The repair Technician, Jesus, has mostgenerously offered to bear the entire burden of thestaggering cost of these repairs. There is noadditional fee required.The toll free number to call for repair in all areasis: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burdenof SIN through REPENTANCE procedure.Next, download ATONEMENT from the repair Technician,Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big orsmall the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:> > 1. Love> > 2. Joy> > 3. Peace> > 4. Patience> > 5. Kindness> > 6. Goodness> > 7. Faithfulness> > 8. Gentleness> > 9. Self-controlPlease see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, forfurther details on the use of these fixes. As an addedupgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to allrequired units a facility enabling direct monitoringand assistance from a resident maintenance Technician,the Holy Spirit. Repaired units need only make Himwelcome, and He will take up permanent residence onthe premises!WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unitwithout correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty,exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerousto list, and will result in the human unit beingpermanently impounded. For free emergency service,call on JESUS.DANGER: All human being units not responding to thisrecall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven,so as to prevent contamination of that facility.Thank you for your attention. Please assist wherepossible by notifying others of this important recallnotice.