Hot Mallika Sherawat jokes

An excellent collection of Mallika Sherawat jokes sent in by our contributing editor Shahnawaz:
Mallika Sherawat ko airport customs counter par check karte huye pucha “Matchbox me kya hai?” Mallika Sherawat ne jawab diya “Pareshan mat karo. Is me mere kapde hain, aur kya?
Reporter say to mallika-subah uuth ke sabse pahle aap kya karti hai?Mallika reply- subah uthkar sabse pahle main apne ghar chali jati hoon
Mallika says to imran hashmi…. chahe dunia jitni bhi kare hamare pyar ki birodh, hamare pyar ki raksha karegi super deluxe nirodh.
Mallika sherawat’s patriotic song : ab tumhare hawale badan sathiyo.
Birthday wish to Birth day boys : Ishwar kare Hardin Aapki khushiyan Petrol Ke bhav ki badhe, aur aapke gum Mallika Seravat ke Kapdon ki tarah ghaten.
On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat, AMITABH :- Mallika,What you like most in KBC?Mallika(Lifting skirt) :- Fastest finger first.
Once a Father asked to his son “Do u know who is Sania Mirza”Son reply “Tennis Player”Second ques from Father “Do u know who is Mallika Sherawat? ”Son Reply “Penis Player”
What is Mallika Sherawat’s method of taking revenge?It’s tits for tat
Which are the two countries Mallika Sherawat would like to go on a vacation?Bra’zil and Thai’land
How would you express your good wishes to Mallika Sherawat?Bust of Luck!
Why did the makers of the MMS clip use Mallika’s lookalike to create the said clip?Because Mallika’s expertise does not lie in acting in a short porn clip But creating porn out of movies.
MALLIKA SHERAWAT K MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA?“PEHLI BAR AKELI SOYI HAI.”