12 TYPES OF WOMEN

=============1. MISS. SLUT LIFE
Advantagesa. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Never leaves your side, too caring
Disadvantages

1. Usually drinks and smokes too much


2. Always got drama


3. Stays a slut forever


4. In and out of beds more frequently than she changes her clothes

2. MISS. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Advantages

1. Will go out with you in the beginning


2. Will introduce you to all her friends


3. Tries Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a boyfriend who she`s been fucking with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of him
c. She tells you about him after you`ve fallen in love with the *bleep*

3. MISS. I KNOW THE KIND OF GUY I WANT
Advantagesa. Will try to make it on her own without asking you for anything
b. Knows how to dress
c. Will try to cook a decent meal
Disadvantages

1. Never returns your pages


2. Feels she can come to your house at any given time without calling first


3. Loves to be around her boys more than you.

4. MISS. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages

1. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties


2. Can have a decent stimulating conversation


3. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages

1. You don`t know if she`s gay, straight or bi


2. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment


3. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door


4. All she has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but she doesn`t know any of them personally

5. MISS. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages

1. Book smart


2. Makes you THINK THAT SHE Cares about how you feel


3. Has a very good job

Disadvantages

1. Boring as hell


2. Doesn`t know what the hell she`s doin in bed


3. She is not street smart


4. Always asking you when can she see you again

6. MISS. TOO HOT FOR THE GHETTOAdvantages

1. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!


2. Makes you horny as hell


3. Got the dressing style of a 1 cent ho


4. Has a temper, but generally just a drama queen


5. Says she want a real relationship

Disadvantages

1. Shee got 3 or more sugar daddies


2. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food


3. Is in denial when you tell her about herself


4. Comes home at 3:00 am and says she was out with her boys

7. MISS.  “I`M A RIGHTEOUS WOMAN”

Advantages
a. Will teach you about evolution
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a hubby and family
Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a richer guy
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out she is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*
8. MISS. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to her father
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will try to share a bill incase you both go out.
d. Sometimes she goes to church on Sunday
Disadvantages
a. Sometimes she goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Miss. SLUT Life
c. Wears fake desiginer wear when she goes to the club
d. Ignores you when she is with her friends. – She didn’t make it professionally
e. You find out after you break up with her that she was cheating on you
9. MISS. PLAYA
Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes she`s fairly decent in bed
c. She tells you that you`ve changed her and she`s ready to settle down
d. Has her own apartment and car (invites you to move in with her)
Disadvantages
a. She doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s men around
b. Generally she is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. She expects you to believe all her lies just because she told you the truth about other men
d. After you catch her lyin` *bleep*, she tells you that she told you that she was a playa in the beginning
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10. MISS. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course.... she has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that she is in love with you
Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out she`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the work but just ends up with you till she is able to nail something better
b. She ends up telling you that she loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After she leaves you she gets married a month later
11. MISS. BEST FRIEND
Advantages

1. She`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well


2. She gives you advice when you and your woman are having problems


3. The ultimate friend


4. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages

1. You end up hooking up with her only to find she ain`t about *bleep* either!


2. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand her *bleep*no more

12. MISS. RIGHT
Advantages

1. She loves God and takes her relationship with God seriously


2. She is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally


3. She will love you even when you are not lovable


4. She has a career and not a job!


5. She acknowledges her faults and strives to be a better woman


6. She understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% her and 100% you


7. She doesn`t have a bunch of kids and sugar daddies - she`s smarter than that.


8. She is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a woman


9. She was cute when you met her. But, after spending sometime you see she`s fine as hell!


10. She can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat


11. She loves her mother and respects men

Disadvantages

1. You`ve never met her and if you did she already has a guy/hubby.