Another Bunch of dirty jokes

All eggs in women decided to fight against sperms. They waited with guns in the pussy. That night no one came. Suddenly 1 shouted: Hamla Peeche se hua hai…——————————————————–What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?Vicks Inhaler——————————————————–When u don’t know whether to luv or hate, when u r in confused state, don’t feel and don’t debate, just sit alone & …… MASTURBATE———————————————————Whenever u feel low, depressed or useless, remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.———————————————————Cricketer describing a nude girl:There is no cover, there is no extra cover, there 2 silly points, 2 fine legs & a deep gully, with little grass on the pitch.———————————————————What is invisible sex?A male Negro fucking a female Negro under moonless night in a coal mine wearing a black condom.———————————————————A friend like u is not like boobs coz everyone sucks them. Not like vagina coz it tears. You r like a penis coz it always stands when needed.———————————————————70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein sex style kyo hona chahiye?Doc: Doggy style.Man: Aapke matlab peeche se…?Doc: Nahin, sirf soongh aur chaat.———————————————————Man: Kiss Karun?Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.Man: Boob dabaun.?Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?Man: Fuck?Gal: Period me hun.?Man: Don’t say loose motions hai.———————————————————Women r the best Engines: Accepts any size of Piston, are self Lubricating, start up with a Finger, automatic oil change every 4 week.———————————————————Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!———————————————————Q: Does penis deserve overtime & hazard pay?A: Yes! Coz it works in deep, damp, hot tunnels, often head down & mostly in night shifts!———————————————————A prostitute’s nursery rhyme:One two lets screw,Three four I’m a whore,Five six suck the dick,Seven eight ejaculate,Nine ten fuck me again.———————————————————Text msgs are like a blow job from an amateur prostitute……short, sweet and cheap!———————————————————Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.Mommy: U mean it’s small?Little Girl: No, it’s salty.———————————————————3 Facts of Life:Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.———————————————————Q: If a married woman is called Polo… The mint with a hole, then what’s an unmarried woman called?A: Center Fresh.———————————————————To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!———————————————————Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?———————————————————Q: What’s difference between cricketers n condoms?A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!———————————————————