Mom to her notorious girl: Tell me the name of the bastard, who made you pregnant.Girl: Hey mom, after eating a dozen bananas, can u tell which one made you fat?———————Women is the best vehicle in the world.Front - 2 bumpers!Back - 2 bumpers!Self lubricating when hot!Monthly automatic engine oil change!Every type of piston fits!———————**Season Dhamaka**Send your girlfriend to me and get a child free..Hurry! First 10 lucky winners will get twins.———————Q: What do you do on mother’s day?A: Help girls in becoming mothers.———————MAN TO PRIEST: FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED I USUALLY READ DIRTY JOKES AND VIEW PICTURES OF GIRLS ON MY MOBILE.PRIEST:FOWARD UR SINS TO ME!———————What’s common between the SUN & WOMEN’S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hot.2) both look better while going down3) both disappear by night…………———————Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men…———————Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!———————A prostitute’s nursery rhyme:One two lets screw,Three four I’m a whore,Five six suck the dick,Seven eight ejaculate,Nine ten fuck me again.———————Teacher : What do you want to become????Sam : Doctor…!!!!!Teacher : Why????Sam : Bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to takeoff her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it….!!!!———————John asks his grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?”Grandpa: “Yes,but only oral.”John says: “What is oral?”Grandpa: “I say Fuck you, and she says: Fuck you 2.”———————Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suitcase!———————Who is stronger man/woman?A. woman, coz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts only 2 stones and that with help of a crane.———————
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