First thing to look for

There are three ladies all sitting next to each other on aplane, a blonde, a red head and an african american. All of a sudden the captain comes over the intercom andsays, "Ladies and gentlemen . . . The plane is havingproblems and we are going to crash." The blonde immediately starts to put on her make up. The other ladies asked her why. "Well, I heard that when the plane goes down the first thingthey look for are the pretty ones." So, after thinking about it, the redhead started to unbuttonher shirt. The others asked her why. "I heard that the first thing that they look for are womenwith big tits." Finally the african american woman starts to take off herpants and underwear. Shocked, the ladies asked her why. "Ladies, just so you know . . . I always heard that thefirst thing they look for when the plane goes down is theblack box!"