If men and women swapped Genitals

I know that a lot of women would get a bang out of reading this.... just make sure that u dont shit ureself laughing.....Top ten things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vaginafor a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFOREclosing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready formore without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to haveit recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too... And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up witha vagina... 1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Top ten things WOMEN would do if they woke up and had apenis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America 9. Learn to stare with that "I'm undressing you" look. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of asurging orgasm. 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to howimproper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if itfeels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refractionwhich occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated nextto his member which causes two inches to be added to thefinal measurement. And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke upwith a penis... 1. Get a blow job.