Why men are proud of themselves

1. We know stuff about tanks 2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase 3. We can open all our own jars 4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group 5. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name 6. We can leave a motel bed unmade 7. We can kill our own food 8. We get extra credit for the slightest act ofthoughtfulness 9. Wedding plans take care of themselves 10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they canstill be our friend 11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack 12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices 13. Everything on our faces stays the original color 14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough 15. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader iscoming 16. Car mechanics tell us the truth 17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend forhours without thinking "He must be mad at me." 18. Same work-more pay 19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character 20. We can drop by to see a friend without having to bring alittle gift 21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfityou just might become lifelong friends 22. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anythingdifferent?" 23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5colors 24. We almost never have a "strap problem" in public 25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes 26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades 27. We don't have to shave below the neck 28. A few belches are expected and tolerated 29. Our belly usually hides our big hips 30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons 31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife 32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache 33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people onthe day before Christmas and in 45 minutes